[Offtopic] Season's Greetings :-)

stephen at melbpc.org.au stephen at melbpc.org.au
Sat Dec 26 03:50:09 EST 2009

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive and gender neutral celebration of the solstice holiday,
practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice (with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others) or any choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2010, but, not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily
greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith or the sexual preference
of receipients.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is freely transferable.

It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for you or others and is void where prohibited by law.

This wish is warranted to perform as is expected within the usual
application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
any warranty is limited to replacement or the issuance of a new wish.

Note: No trees or dolphins were harmed in the sending of this message;
however, numbers of electrons were electromagnetically relocated.


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