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color=#0000ff size=2>When asked to draw a Bus network Diagram a student
proceeded to draw a Bus with windows and wheels even put the local bus companies
name on it as well as the correct colour's </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>From:</B> itapps-bounces@edulists.com.au
[mailto:itapps-bounces@edulists.com.au] <B>On Behalf Of </B>Bane, Janet
A<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, 11 June 2008 10:39 AM<BR><B>To:</B> ITA
List<BR><B>Subject:</B> [Year 12 IT Apps] IT howlers<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=2>Hi folks</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial size=2>Just to inject a bit of levity into this
dismal season of exam marking and report writing, I came across this pearl of
wisdom from one of our Year 11s ..... when asked to explain the difference
between a format and a convention he said "a convention is like a meeting, only
bigger".</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial size=2>can't argue with that one! Does
anyone else have any funnies?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial size=2>regards</FONT></DIV>
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