[Year 12 IPM] Australian Immigration Test

[Meadows, Roslyn M]

Thanks for this Keith - it helps to give us a laugh in amongst all the doom and gloom of the VELS versus ICT discussions of the Yr 7-10 lists.
 
Cheers
 
Ros Meadows
Bentleigh SC
9579 1044
meadows.roslyn.m at edumail.vic.gov.au
 
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." H. H. Williams 

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From: ipm-bounces at edulists.com.au on behalf of Keith Richardson
Sent: Sun 7/24/2005 8:16 PM
To: List IP&M
Subject: [Year 12 IPM] Australian Immigration Test



Thought that you might enjoy this one!
Keith


> >Australian Immigration Test
> >
> >Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through
> >Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
> >tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter
> >Australia."
> >
> >
> >Mujibar said, "I am ready."
> >
> >The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
> >
> >Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
> >
> >The Officer said, "Go ahead."
> >
> >Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
> >say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
> >
> >Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at
> >Telstra on the Help Desk.
>
Keith Richardson
IPM List Moderator
Head of ICT, Leibler Yavneh College
Elsternwick
Ph: 03.9528.4911
k.richardson at yavneh.vic.edu.au

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